OMG. It's so shocking. Twitter is gonna run ads. Head for the hills. AAAAAHHHHH.

Really, who cares?

"$160 of venture capital has been pumped into the company" ...uh @cnetnews, you might've missed a few zeros there.

@bleything testing deployment recipes... classic

My todo inbox and progress for today. http://gdzl.la/7T9MLo

This is the best Star Wars related community-constructed idea ever! http://starwarsuncut.com /via @tomcoates

Dead to Me : http://flic.kr/veganstraightedge/4516655888/sizes/o

"How is it working out?" -@kobier
"War is Hell, sir." -me

New http://5by5.tv looks good. I'm for it.

http://twitpic.com/1f738k - true love. /via @mattxmiller /me fucking cute

@amyhoy those were the days.

Best ticket description ever:
"Ticket added to fix what we talked about."

Don't you hate pants! http://youtu.be/zbo-DxkBF2U

I'm not a fan of the 3 values css : "padding: 5px 0 7px"

"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif" ...boggles the mind

Propagandhi, you understand my pain. Take me away from here.

Helveticards: http://j.mp/dbiQwO /via @melle @rands

Today is hard. Let's go shopping.

@jilion How soon is "soon"? :D

Cell phone companies can go fuck themselves with their contracts and early termination fees.

T-Mobile is trying to say that I owe them for early termination two years ago. Shenanigans.

The Story of Stacey and Shane as Told by Stacey and Shane: http://wp.me/p2aUE-qt

@arielwaldman Hi. I'm Shane. I'm about to launch a secret project that I'm stoked on, but don't wanna share the url in the clear. I'll email

Both of my baseball teams, Cubs and local sports team Dodgers, are really shitting the bed so far.

@elisfanclub sounds awesome

@bleything It's a bug in the @twitter. They let me create a username this long. Now they tell me it's too long. Not cool.