Engine seized. Won't start. Would be a total rebuild. 3-4 grand. F minus.

Goodbye, Batvan. You served me well.

Uh... That was weird. Mechanic just jacked up my van while I was sitting in it still.

At work til 2am, van broke down on the drive home, woke up at 7am to deal with van at garage... I need some H2O to get me going.

OH: I think I've got a problem with sandwich cookies. I ate half the box.

Of course my van would break down:
1 on a day I wore shirts,
2 after I've unpacked all my stuff from it,
3 two days before pay day

Fix Now Queue Zero
http://gdzl.la/7FnZ9g

You know what I love? New feature requirements the day before launch.

I was hired as an HTML/CSS front end Rails dev. But here I am, transcoding and downsizing videos. Jigga what?

GEF: "You're not a rebel, you're a sucker…" http://bit.ly/dwk0L7 /via @tonyxprice

@theamazinghaml Packing plastic? Life fantastic?

Total waste of a morning.

Fucking hell. AT&T came out to my house late. Dicked around for an hour. Told me I can't get 6mb DSL, only up to 768k. That's like dialup.

I just asked some folks to let me use an pre-lease version of their [REDACTED] for [REDACTED].com. I *hope* they say yes. It'd be so great.

A typography of Ironman using the lyrics from the song Iron Man : http://bit.ly/a3U95m /via @graphicly

Endpoint tix go on sale Friday!
http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=endpoint&x=0&y=0 /via @BurningFight

@suss Awesome. I do love the Bold Italic. They do good stuff.

8:30 pm scrum. Oof.

Over an hour later, I'm done marking up the Terms of Service. Time well spent. I guess.

"A mobile phone is a phone you can FUCKING PICK UP and TAKE WITH YOU so it doesn't keep RINGING on your FUCKING DESK" -http://2lmc.org/phone

Marking up Terms of Service pages is the fucking dregs.

@theamazinghaml Not jealous at all. I have an outstanding warrant against Nerf darts. Any that enter my space go straight to the trash. Bah!

@brixen I wouldn't know anything about blue cheese. I'm still vegan. ;)

Edit markup. Rake generate static file. Refresh browser.

This smells wrong.

@tonyxprice http://media.soundcloud.com/stream/ClsuO5VihxjD?stream_token=pWABb Download it.

"Only in canada: someone looses a camera and someone else hangs it on a tree for easy finding... http://yfrog.com/37pizij" /rt @cherryrae