Q: "How do you tell if a chromosome is a boy or girl?"
A: "You pull down its genes."
- @Jordan_Morris

(Black Friday | Buy Nothing Day | Fur Free Friday | Day After Thanksgiving)'s best quality is left over apple pie for breakfast. FTW.

The wholesale slaughter of millions of Native Americans, but at least we get to eat a big meal. And slaughter millions of turkeys.

@drbrain Oh jeez, you're right. My left ring finger. Sheesh. What's my damage?

I meant “My left index finger is jammed real bad. That's my X, S and W finger." /cc @drbrain

I'm thinking of switching to Wells Fargo, just because they have an iPhone app. And the BOA site works like shit for Washington accounts.

"You can make a plan, carve it into stone. Like a feather falling, it is still unknown." - Bright Eyes, Arc... http://tumblr.com/xni49xjn9

My left index finger is jammed real bad. That's my X, S and E finger.

Mud Bowl was great. My stats: 7 tackles. 3 receptions. 1 incomplete. 2 ripped shoes. 1 jammed finger. We lost 21-0. http://gdzl.la/7ituW2

This explains everything... http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ruby

puts('Hello world !'.gsub(/./,'AA')+'!!')
/rt @hasmanyjosh

Going to the Mud Bowl, a Spencer family tradition of a football game. @civthedog and Beta are riding in the trunk. http://gdzl.la/7ivyz1

In Santa Monica. In a real bed. It's nice.

I was wondering what that stink was. "Next Exit: Bakersfield"

To all my friends of whom I asked for help, I'm sorry. To those who were willing to help, thank you dearly. I am who I am because of you.

Van fixed. Fuel injection system replaced. Gas leak repaired. $800. On the 101 south to see about a girl.

@courtneyriot I know, right.

@courtneyriot Detroit should pay *you* to fly to that hell hole. They don't even have statues of KISS.

Super awesomely nerdy video game posters : http://alifewellwasted.com/merch /via @bobsuicide

Wood shingles are the shag carpet of housing façade. http://gdzl.la/7ioqh5

A dear friend just landed his very first Rails job. Am so proud of him. It's been a few years in the making.

Someone should package up @rubinius 1.0rc1 into nice easy installers for OS X, et al. Easy way to contribute to great open source project.

Rubinius 1.0.0rc1 is out! Get it here http://bit.ly/6bmOe1. Have fun! Be sure to let us know about issues. Thanks! /rt @rubinius

San Francisco does "little pink houses" a bit differently than southern Indiana. http://gdzl.la/7iiNPr

You wanna know what I love about baseball?

To begin with, it's perfect.

Watching a couple kids practice pitching and catching. I love the sound of a baseball cutting thru the air. http://gdzl.la/7iiGEz