@benwerd how close to Hollywood are you gonna get?

OH: “Why is this ribbon tied to me?”

“It's a trust tether!”

OH: “You've been drinking all of the champagne. How am I supposed to do a trust fall on you?”

“See!? I'm already doing a trust grab.”

I disagree with someone on the Internet.

Vegan “pigs in a blanket” are pronounced “cops in a bodybag”.