1. The Scrubboard is this mad scientist home-brew invention with clay, tape, clothespin foil and a Mr Bungle shirt.

    http://youtu.be/Tu2_9L1Qp20

    The ScrubBoard is like a DJ scratching records, but with audiotapes. Srsly.

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeremyseanbell/the-scrubboard

    If only the military gave a damn about climate change decades ago.

    http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-win-wars-in-a-warmer-world

    Do I know anyone (or anyone who knows anyone) that owns a working school bus that could tour the western states for a month this summer?