@seanbonner I know. I'm just cranky because the middle seat guy is asleep and leaning his arms and legs on both of us.

Does that mean that if I'm allergic to say, milk, they won't serve any dairy products?

So, the passenger on board with the peanut allergy prevents the whole plane from eating nuts and SWA from serving them.

This guy's Leslie Knope sized binder is safe to have out during take off but my 11" MacBook Air isn't. http://instagram.com/p/n8M8DFsnrJ/

Dear @SouthwestAir,

I have three wifi-connectable devices. I should only have to pay for inflight wifi once. Is that possible?

<3 Sb