Indy welcomed me home with some summer rain. @ Creeper Castle http://instagram.com/p/nyrfspsnp-/

First song I heard on the radio: Alien Ant Farm's cover of "Smooth Criminal". Never ever change, Indy.

Neither Avis nor Hertz will take my @simple card, because "it's not a major debit card". For fuck's sake!

I just met Al Unser Sr.

VICE DOs and DONTs would have a DON'T field day at the Indianapolis airport.