RT @matttrent: Wait you people do know that programming was invented by a homosexual, the compiler by a woman, and ARM architecture by a tr…

@msjennmurphy get some roommates?

Vegan mozzarella sticks. Meh. @ Golden Road Brewing http://instagram.com/p/nT61fIMnkb/

@brixen Gosh. Me too.

@brixen No. Just the act of asking for that much money is weird sauce.