@ashedryden another one I've heard is to yell "fire!" instead of "gun" to get people to clear out of a place.

@coda @nbauman same is true for "apple bottom jeans" and "sweet potato fries".

Pro Tip™ from the @veronicamars movie — "A cop had been shot" is the quickest way to get the cops to actually show up (and in numbers).

@tara @VeggieGrill and soft serve machines in the warm locations.

@benatkin are you that someone?