This is why we can't have nice things, Internet.

https://www.crowdtilt.com/campaigns/the-great-techcrunch-flappy-bird-hunt/description

My team's mantra:

"What can we ship today?"

The Outsiders (by S. E. Hinton) taught me many life lessons. Not least of which is that it's totally a good idea to eat cake for breakfast.

@zoetica bated breath

@luckiestmonkey Shan't.