"Well, if it were easy kid, everybody would do it."

I just got recruiter spam from YP in Glendale. Comedy ensues.

Dog is lying under the window.

Cat is watching Cat TV™ on that window and is known to "attack" shadows on the curtain.

This ends badly.

Lane Splitter, splitting lanes. What is your power move!?

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