@coketweet Try this word change on people and watch their reaction: refer to "animals" as "non-human animals". People get squirmy.

Highlight of the weekend?
Eating spinach dip at Pizza Pi.

If there's "reform" in the name, it's already failed.

OH: "There's Fall Out Boy lyrics about this."

OH: "Hey. Here's my other birthday cards. Wanna put them in between your toes?"