Remember that scene in Beetle Juice where he's in the waiting room? That but at the DMV. @ Department… http://instagram.com/p/dXroy9MnqG/

@ajsharp the things that we qualify/rationalize.

@ajsharp "I don’t do drugs. Well, alcohol is a drug I guess so there’s that."

@drbrain A: Allow me to renew my registration at the self serve machine, apparently.

Smog Check index.

Maximum allowed nitrous oxide (NO) ppm : 738.
My car's average score : 32.
Miles on my car : 130235.
Car year : 2004.