Anyone interested in lemons? @evanphx and @aphoenix have LOTS to get rid of. http://instagram.com/p/ZO4m2jsnnw/

@jlsuttles @sarahmei oh wait, the lightbulb one?

@jlsuttles @sarahmei I want to know!

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