Q. What do you get when you mix 99 pounds of ice cream and 1 pound of shit?

A. 100 pounds of shit.

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@kobier Two people.

Nate Cornett.
http://www.cornettdp.com

Austin Brown.
http://powerllama.com / @PowerLlama

@jxson That's funny because last night I had a "pure luck" burrito at the Dangers house from the old Pure Luck kids. #oxfordcampus

@elonmusk That's so awesome that @spacex licensed Johnny Cash music for that video!