I am 3.0% neanderthal.

@steveklabnik No.

I've got a friend who has two tickets for weekend two of Coachella for sale. Anyone want to buy them?

If you're team's games consistently get extra refs, it's prolly a sign that your team is full of cheaters. #dodgeball

RT @rachelmyers: When you fix bugs by deleting lots of stupid, shouldn't have been used code! http://24.media.tumblr.com/a24c9bab104ad6b4fe6bff522a01ea02/tumblr_ml8d7xlsT21qiip6uo1_400.gif