@saralissner House of Cards, yet?

Security theater:

1. Wave a metal detector wand around people's waste.
2. Kinda poke around in ladies' purses.

Security!

@headius @mschneider_dev @engineyard If I had them made, then it was from @stickermule.

I treat my Twitter account like a love letter to my future self.

Not into it? The unfollow button is right there.

"Rumour"

http://youtu.be/bBZBz04KMHY

/by @ChloeHowl