♫ We cut the legs off of our pants, threw our shoes into the ocean. ♫

http://youtu.be/WgBeu3FVi60

Emails with "legal" warnings in the signature footer are such utter bullshit.

"Are you a member in good standing and able to perform the activities of a person of like age and gender?"

:(

#lifeinsurance

Q: What did the electricity say to the rude circuit breaker?

A: You tripping!

Remember answering machines?

http://youtu.be/ria37d9mInY