RT @topfunky: TIL "out of pocket" is business speak for "offline".

Developers: please start using "out of pants" to mean "writing code".

RT @jcoglan: "I'm going to prison for arithmetic. I added 1 to a fucking number on a public webserver. Fuck this country." -- @rabite

@bleything That's how it starts. :D

RT @ashedryden: You know who has about the same percentage of women as the tech industry?

Congress.

@lightcap That's hilarious. Maybe next year.