I'd like to report suspicious activity at this airport.

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@defiler Interesting. When the video is out, I'd love to hear which slides could be moved. Thanks!

@defiler How'd you like my talk? Any notes?

@defiler Likewise. I had a great time. Great conf. Never get to see everyone / enough. :/

The ability to read a name off of an id should be a prerequisite for being a customer service desk person.