PHP ORM.

$person = ORM::for_table('person')->where('name', 'Fred Bloggs')->find_one();

https://github.com/j4mie/idiorm

@chrissturm What would you guess based on the toot that you replied to?

RT @steveklabnik: Whoah. http://www.pointerpointer.com/

If you're a strong front end dev (html5/css3/js + responsive) and are looking for a new job, get at me.

Ideally with some Rails experience.

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