RT @brenbot: Asked a little kid what he wants to be when he grows up: "I want to train goats to talk but without their mouths moving." A ...

RT @gerrycanavan: Right now we have a "war hero" CIA director cyberstalking his mistress/biographer and the FBI investigating the CIA. A ...

RT @rickygervais: Warning: Don't get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings.
There. Now no one has to fucking torture any animals for t ...

@BenWard Blargh. I wish I would've seen this earlier. I was looking for a dinner buddy.

PS. I'm in SF this weekend.

@hone02 @jessicaspacekat Brilliant! Ship it.