I'm at The Ace in Palm Springs. Life is hard.

"How to get more likes on Facebook"

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_likes

/by @oatmeal

@tjnelsonjr She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

RT @kellyoxford: If someone tells you "I never cry" while crying, whisper "You're a fucking liar."

@elight I wasn't very hungry already. I was there for the company. And @caseyrosenthal is right about dessert at Sage.