Portland, I am in you for the next few weeks. Let’s hang out and eat food and stuff.

I also say in a fake bear’s lap.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGhcskMnuw/

The real life version of this is @mofo37’s dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGhTuxMnum/

Then @mofo37 found Babe’s giant blue balls.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGhHrHMnuJ/

Babe, Paul Bunyan’s blue ox. 30,000 pounds. 35 feet tall.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGGg73PMnt1/