One of @CivTheDog's favorite things to do: drink a bunch of water then immediately lick someone's hand/leg/laptop/whatever.
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I really love getting new @instagram followers. I feel like I'm way more interesting there than here.
In reply to:@johnbender I know.
In reply to:@johnbender "Fun. Fun. Fun. Fun." Best lyrics in the history of lyrics.
In reply to:@johnbender What about me and our long history together makes you think that I don't genuinely love Rebecca Black's Friday?