@mitchellh You're not alone, dude.

@flavorjones I don't understand. What about Petey should I be seeing?

@hrrrthrrr Wouldn't it be cooler if it was the number of silly tweets? Well, it kind of is.

78 of you *very* smart and *very* good looking followers of mine should follow @hrrrthrrr because she's awesome. And so are you.

XOXO Sb

When I said 4990 followers, I was looking at tweets. But 2922 followers is close to 3000. Let's see, 3000 minus 2922, carry the one...