And... I just got pushed by some middle aged dude because I told him that he wouldn't fit in the aisle while I was standing there.

@evanphx I'm wearing Hurley board shorts. That counts for something. Right?

@evanphx 9 and change. Unless we hit a wormhole.

I just flirted at by the ~60 year old boarding agent. It was... awkward.

@evanphx timezone math. It's hard. We're boarding on time. Right now.