RT @eliduke: New house rule: I'm not allowed to leave the bathroom after I've pooped until the toilet is totally empty. Sometimes it tak ...

These flags mean you might die. No joke. @ Bonzai Pipeline, North Shore http://instagr.am/p/al9Gn/

@cassieisvegan Good deal. Husbands are good for something, I guess.

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RT @LAWeekly: Assault on LAPD cops went up nearly 27% in 2011. http://ow.ly/86KzO