Delta, I fucking hate you too. Just the worst.

God damn, I fucking hate TSA.

I went to LensCrafters to get my lenses put into new identical frames. In the process, he shattered one of them. Now I'm angry and blind.

RT @dwineman: Sorry, TSA. When you’re the face of a citizen-fondling police state you don’t get to say “I bet you were a ballerina” to t ...

@eliduke You checked a bag? What a dummy.