RT @jina: I hurt in places I didn't even know I had muscles. #dodgeball #needtogetbackinshape

Last night at the cash only Taqueria Cancun with no cash, out of nowhere @imf was there to save the day with a ten spot.

RT @m_cetera: Assange: Right now it is not possible to trust any HTTPS website. That is because of infiltration by intelligence agencies ...

@adactio @zeldman Sheesh, man. How'd you draw the short straw?

RT @matto: If you stand by and let a girl ever think there's anything a boy can do that she can't, you're a dumb fuck.