@maxwellsalz @banksimple +1

RT @maxwellsalz: dear @banksimple, please save me. every time I do anything concerning @bankofamerica, I want to give myself a lobotomy ...

Watching @evanphx and @johnbender adjust the height on an Ikea desk is like watching an Abbott and Costello act.

OH: "I was using Redis before it was cool."

@BenWard I have a secret message to send you. Can you follow me for a minute to enable DMs, please?