@seanbonner Send a runner. Surely, you've got people for that kind of thing, no? ;)

@kyleterry Or I'm not a vegan fatty.

I also have cheesecake and key lime pie. A boy can only eat so much sugary sweets.

@seanbonner Priorities, Sean. Priorities.

@seanbonner They're from Cruzer Pizza. Got them for Nerd Club the other night. No one ate them. Want to come to here to eat them?

I have 8 vegan cupcakes in my fridge. Someone please come take them away and eat them.