Srsly, if someone fashioned a (shields mouth, looks around, whispers) a bomb out of peanut butter, they should be given a medal. And a job.

TSA told me that peanut butter in a jar is not allowed, but spread on the bread is ok. What, immediately followed by, the fuck.

TSA took my peanut butter, but not my jelly. The fuckers.

At Burbank flying to Palo Alto via San Jose. For new job.

@chadfowler Especially chocolate almond milk.