RT @davetron5000: Dear Heroku:

unless amount_owed == 0
send_me_an_invoice
end

RT @BicyclesOnly: NYPD thinks driving w/o license was *ONLY* thing trucker did wrong when he killed Renard? $500 bail, back on street. h ...

RT @seanbonner: Dear @timewarner please stop hard selling phone and cable. You are hounding everyone I know. It's not 1980 anymore, we h ...

Time Warner: "Are you interested in TV and Phone too?"
Me: "Not at all."
Time Warner: "OK. Let me tell you about it."

Phone punch.

@amyhoy http://2011.beercamp.com Crazy scrolling.