@topfunky I believe it was Sir Obliquey McItalics Esquire the third.

@takeo Yep. It's true. I even have Xs around my signature on my license. Just for funsies.

It's breaks my heart to put @civthedog in a cone of shame, but I had to do it so she'll stop biting her sore. :(

@drbrain I like the strategy of just leave them the fuck alone, but front house landlord has a lawn care crew.

Leaf blowers: I wish they were never invented.