Las Vegas Airport is such a gross display of humanity and consumption.

In my spontaneity today, I showed up at the airport with my pocket in my... pocket. Ended up giving it away instead of throwing it away. :(

@worstdukeever I'll just be there til Monday. Sorry, pal.

Dude. @zefrank is hiring http://www.zefrank.com/jobz

At Bob Hope Airport flying to Portland which I decided to do about 2 hours ago. PDX here I come.