Finally closing my god forsaken Bank of America accounts. Good riddance.

@tenderlove tweetie2. Ftw.

@tenderlove I told him he can kindly go fuck himself.

My ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend is IMing me right now telling me I'm not allowed to talk to her. He's doing this from *her* account.

@aphoenix Ooor you could wear hunting gloves with the little flip top heads for trigger finger access.