Q: "How do you tell if a chromosome is a boy or girl?"
A: "You pull down its genes."
- @Jordan_Morris

(Black Friday | Buy Nothing Day | Fur Free Friday | Day After Thanksgiving)'s best quality is left over apple pie for breakfast. FTW.

The wholesale slaughter of millions of Native Americans, but at least we get to eat a big meal. And slaughter millions of turkeys.

@drbrain Oh jeez, you're right. My left ring finger. Sheesh. What's my damage?

I meant “My left index finger is jammed real bad. That's my X, S and W finger." /cc @drbrain