Who has two thumbs and just LOVES sitting in banks dealing with customer service?

At the shop for them to look at my van. I am a patient boy. I wait. I wait. I wait. I wait.

Watching the @peepcode jQuery screencast in my van parked behind a Best Buy while @civthedog snores in the front seat.

WikiLeaks to release over half a million 9/11 intercepts http://911.wikileaks.org /rt @zeldman @iA

I *really* need to learn JavaScript / jQuery. Anyone wanna sponsor my learning them? It's the single road block between ne and these jobs.