Hello, My Future Girlfriend kid:
http://www.myspace.com/mike.blount &
http://mike.winterdiamond.com/history.php

"Hello, My Future Girlfriend"

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@anni_squared It is not a real horse. It's a metaphor. More later.

Maybe.

The horse that I saw about earlier looks very nice. Very nice, indeed.

Off to see a man about a horse.