WARNING: picture of a very red freshly waxed chest. Proceed with caution. http://yfrog.com/0o3ftj

I may or may not be about to get my chest waxed. (cc: @drbrain)

In Chicago @crystal_danger got a gnarly alien baby of a blister on her toe from walking. She popped it. I filmed it. http://flic.kr/p/6MwzR3

Aside from the 2 baristas, @crystal_danger and I are only ones in this coffee shop. Population: us.

Websites for paying parking tickets are maybe the worst in the whole internet.