.@steffROCK, @tjnelsonjr is right about you coming to Seattle. Do. It.

Vegan BBQ at The Yellow House tonight at 7pm. Get into it. @ me if you directions.

Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery Venn Diagram http://bit.ly/5hliF (via @kottkedotorg)

"Based loaded. 2 outs. Bottom of the ninth. Griffey jr is up. Fuck yes." Sent to the wrong account at 10:14 PM May 22nd. Here for posterity.

All scan software is Teh Suck. Image Capture is not bad, but not great.