I don't understand why adults censor their own words when no one is making them.

Let's be friends. http://letsbefriends.blogspot.com/ (via @rstevens)

Me: :SNEEZE:
Him: God Bless You!
Me: No thanks.

I am drowning in todo list. I might have over extended myself in this pre-leaving stage.

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