@xjoehallx if you go, it's sure to be a rager.

"I’m blogging this" No, you’re not. http://tinyurl.com/b8rluh

@theellenshow has 100,000+ followers. Jigga what?

I'm going to vegan prom on saturday (a fundraiser for kids facing charges). Anyone want to come with me?

@twitterific has beach balled on me 3 times in the past hour. Please stop. xoxo sb