All done. Snip fucking snip.

Blood pressure: 110/70. Pulse: 58. Check.

Aetna is screwing me. Instead of $20 they're saying it's gonna be $330. I hate insurance companies.

A crying baby at the vasectomy clinic seems... I don't know... Redundant? Overkill? Yeah. I get it. I'm here already.

I am a patient boy. I wait. I wait. I wait.