Code spelunking. Partials rendering partials calling methods, calling methods, calling methods with lots of code. Where's my helmet?

I'm updating rejection reasons in a migration, so it must be a weekday.

trwt: http://www.searchenginerapbattle.com/ (via @n8duke)

Fire Fone seems cool. But splash screen AND Marker Felt? C'mon, you're killing me here.

I emphatically do NOT love the politicing it takes to do simple things sometimes.