Remember, kids:

Cognitive dissonance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

@seanbonner My @veggiegrill hashtag life hack today was blackened tempeh in the mac and cheese.

Hey @seanbonner,

For your birthday, you should give stuff away as a kind of present to your self.

Early cat catches the mouse!

This was me and @slampants last year at @yxyy #yxyy002.

http://youtu.be/ahOnhEvMgq0