@bookis just said to me: "Hey, I'm really hot. Do you have any bootie shorts I can borrow?" me: "yep"

It's 7:30 pm and @elisfanclub is finally putting on some pants. Who is this guy?

I just put in an order for 500 tshirts for the resistance army shirt relaunch. It's all happening.

"I don't what happened, officer. I was trying to figure out what font is on the speedometer. You know what I'm talking about. Right?"

OH: How did this ever work?