Do you live in LA and want to be on a dodgeball team with me (and @OnTheJumbotron et al) for 10 weeks (on Tuesday night in Echo Park)?

Every time I type “rhythm”, I'm like “how the fuck do you spell ‘rhythm’?”.

Also, why isn’t “every time” one word like “anytime”?

Dear friends,

Please backup your data on and off site. It breaks my heart when you lose some or all of it because you didn't have a backup.

@tenderlove I thought you had domain knowledge about making tender love. AM I WRONG!?

If only you could see the toots that I *don’t* publish.