RT @brenbot: Asked a little kid what he wants to be when he grows up: "I want to train goats to talk but without their mouths moving." A ...

RT @gerrycanavan: Right now we have a "war hero" CIA director cyberstalking his mistress/biographer and the FBI investigating the CIA. A ...

RT @rickygervais: Warning: Don't get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings.
There. Now no one has to fucking torture any animals for t ...

@BenWard Blargh. I wish I would've seen this earlier. I was looking for a dinner buddy.

PS. I'm in SF this weekend.

@hone02 @jessicaspacekat Brilliant! Ship it.

@drk I did. Thank you.

@broccolini Aw. I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you'll be better by Sunday for dodgeball!

@brianmario I fly out Monday.

Any SF friends wanna get dinner right now-ish? I'm super hungry.

@t @broccolini @kneath @atmos @brianmario Et al.

@brixen I will in the spring.

@evanphx @brixen kinda miss the old days of us three in this office for @rubinius summits.

They sang the red flag.
They wore the black one.

My lasting impact on the @ejgreenberg office/culture: a @crimethinc flag still flies. @ Engine Yard http://instagr.am/p/R0zQ6NMngv/

@jremsikjr I'm at EY this afternoon. Don't know past that either.

@jessicaspacekat ha! I'm right by your desk. :D